You won't need a decoder ring to see this schematic. Afterall, it's a major award for fans of Ralphie and his quest for the Red Ryder.

This shirt has more nods to the Christmas classic than the Bumpuses have hounds. Grab yours today. . .the package may even arrive marked "FRAGILE."

Nine Line Apparel employs over 200 hard-working Americans and prints most of their T-shirts right at their headquarters in Savannah, GA.